What is the name of your religion?: Daeism
What are your main beliefs:
The Devil is really Shiva and God is really Vishnu...they were born as one being and became separated as a part of the natural cosmic maturation process of the super-race that they belong to. Although this is a monotheistic religion, the super deity are now two separate entities, known as Dae (Shiva, or The Devil) and Dar (Vishnu, or God.) Dar has gone through a transformation process recently, and God is female. The two of them are married! (When they visit New York, the Yaweh aspect of the Dar, along with his husband Dae, can have complete marriage equality!) It must be understood, that Darism is a religion too, but I did not necessarily create it. I am a Daeist.
What are your most important rituals?
*Note: Most of our rituals are secret.
Everyday rituals: We do not worship the Dae. To do so would be silly, because he knows that if we have actually been selected to receive, for a limited time only, the message of the Dae and his mega-coolness, we are just not going to insult him with that dumb-ass antique worship stuff. We are just not down with that. He respect us. It's cool. So, we eat chocolate baked goods in his name. Ritualistically. Like, Devil's Food Cake. Try it. It's good.
Dog Days Apostate Burning - A community frolic that depends upon a successful search to find something that cannot mean nothing. If this cannot be found, there must be a sacrifice. All done in effigy, of course. This high ritual takes place in mid-August.
Oh, and we listen to a lot of Black Sabbath.
What are your major holidays?
Krishna's Washing Day - sometime in June (depends on when the trash gets taken out) A lovely festival that celebrates the death of Light. This will really come in handy when we need the Devil to fix this whole "global warming" thing...
Halloween - We must give The Devil some candy. Really, now. What is religion for?
Sunreturn - Everyone likes presents. Dec. 21-25
Vernalrama - Spring holiday where we all make decisions we regret later - because that's life, and we are celebrating it. March 21, or so, depending on the Dae's whim, I mean the cycles of the moon
Ritchie Blackmore's Birthday, April 14 - Because every religion needs a patron saint, or something.
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