Thursday, January 12, 2012

New job title?

Hell, Incorporated, on FB, told me that I should list them as my employer. (Wow, finally someone recognizes my true talents!) My reply:

 Why, thank you! I actually work for the Daeist Foundation for Armageddon and Eternal Damnation, a sort of "think tank", which I suppose could be a non-profit arm of Hell, Incorporated. Use my org as a tax write-off, if you like, and I may just list my emoloyer as Hell, Incorporated - up to now, I've been a sort of free-lancer. Oh, BTW - Belial sends his regards.

Now - just to clear up any mis-conceptions: "Eternal" is a term which has variable meanings. I don't really advocate "permanent eternal damnation." I was being a bit saucy. There are a lot of individuals, and permutations of such, however, that do need a good dose of "Eternal Damnation." As Kurt would say, 'nuff said.

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